I looked down and there they were, Pearl, Ethel and Mabel. I had noticed their cousins on other women a bit older than I, but NEVER did I think they would decide to move in with me!!! Truth be told, Pearl and Ethel have been with me in their soft, gel form since the birth of my oldest. I know many women who would give their first born to have a rack like this, but honestly, it is SUPER inconvenient! T-shirts are difficult to find because the fabric is taut from crest to crest and the rest is baggy. Button up shirts can’t contain them either. Turns out, loose tunics are your friend. Pearl and Ethel have slowly been racing for my bellybutton most of their adult life. I’m not sure when Mabel arrived, but she must’ve moved in sometime in the last five years. I did not invite Mabel. One day I just looked down and there she was. A VERY happy camper attached to my midsection! What the ……!!!!!! My calorie count has not increased. My exercise minutes have stayed the same or even increased. Where, or where did she come from?